Townsville Quotes

(There are no names attached. This is to protect the "whatever happens on tour stays on tour policy"….as some material is quite incriminating)

"You don't want to come in here baby." [made to an anonymous female by our resident lady killer]

"Skanky, skanky, whores." [later refined to add the word bitch…and then taken over by another team member]

"How much for you daughter?" ["Shoot" I can't believe that was said]

"I couldn't score if I was in a monkey brothel with a bunch of bananas!" [Not true, but the comment could have something to do with "Laziness."]

"I'm not drinking again this week." [ 50% accuracy]

"Some blokes look heaps better in blue"

"I just don't f*%$ing care, I am over it." [I am]

"Whaaasssuuuuuppppp!!!!!!!" Everyone!

"This could be the start of something beautiful." [The score was "Nil All" when this was said about a certain fresher soccer chick…]

"There's a stain on Yves arse." [It took "Brains" to see that one]

"Take me home and make me bad!" [One of the many offers made to a high scorer on the Tigers team over the new form of flirting.]

"I'm not drinking tonight." [So I was telling lies]

"Sorry is not the word." [Cleaning lady on the state of room 1010.]

"Nice crack for a bitch." [Apparently a reference to a shot some chick had….I think she didn't score and the score remained "Nil All" in that game]

"It is not what you think it is." [Comment is censored for its "XXX" rated nature.]

"It's not nutties, it's chicks, so it is fannies." [a useful "Apprentice," always on the ball pointing out some chick getting nutt err I mean fannied]

"I haven't been pissed once." "I can't remember Saturday night but I wasn't pissed." ["Stormin'" through another sober night.]

"She wants gravy on your carpet." [Again censored for "XXX" value]

"Girls! Jase needs mouth to mouth." [A great on field call, and it was reacted to by "50%" of the girls running onto the field.]

"What are they going to do? Kick us out of the team dinner." [A real captains knock! There was "Brains" behind that one.]

"I was watching them [porno's] with my girlfriends mum." [Do I hear a "Freight Train"?]

"As you do." [What, is that a "midfield bomb," going off?]

"If she had a pee-pee she'd tell you to suck it."

"Haven't we been f*%$en arse raped since we have been here."[even "Cowboy's" get the poo's…or the girls they know anyway!]

"I've got fish fingers where women are concerned." ["Stormin'" through the decency barrier.]

"We want to get the middle pole out." "You won't get Jason's bone down that quickly." [ the "Brains" remember everything.]

"That's a quote." [Everyone]

"The girls f*%ked our poles."

"The worst we can do is Silver." [part of a "lazy" evening of celebration]

"The best they [UQ] can do is Bronze."

"You are such a Cool Dude Jase." [We all know it thanks management] )